So this post has absolutely zero educational value, except perhaps to show what a nutcase I am.

In the dream…

I was coughing up a storm, obviously very sick, and this girl kept telling me to stop it because it was so annoying. But I kept coughing, and eventually little specks of blood spewed out with the spit. Then, a giant (like baseball sized) gob of bloody stuff shot out and stuck to the wall. (How it got out of my throat, I’ll never know.) So I scraped the bloody ball off the wall to show a doctor and started running around in a frantic search to locate a hospital.

The thing is, as I was running around, the blood started falling off the squishy gob. I looked down, and underneath the blood was….. a snowman head. Yeah, carrot and all.

Whaaaat???